Author Myths: Don’t Believe Everything You Hear

 

by Hope Ann

The writer’s life is surrounded by myths, both inside and out. ‘Oh, you are a writer? You must be rich?’ ‘A writer? Are you a starving artist? I didn’t think you could make any money that way.’ ‘Just write a book and put it out there, it will take off.’

So…yes. Lots of myths. So I decided to collect a few; some from Facebook, some from articles I’ve read, some from things I’ve heard or heard of so much that they are now stuck in my head.

 

Myths on the Inside:

That you have to write every day to be a writer. Ok, so there is truth that you need to write to be a writer, and you need to keep writing and not just write every two months as the inspiration seizes you. But it is also fine to take occasional breaks and not write every day.

You don’t need an editor, editing yourself is fine. I tried this. Nope, not really fine. Though I’m an awful editor myself. I think even editors send off their work to others for correction.

There is no need to worry about grammar and punctuation. The publisher will assign an editor-minion to take care of it for you. Just dash off your book, and relax and enjoy your six-figure advance. Insane laughing. I wish, but no. Just not happening.

Just write you book, put it ‘out there’ and readers will come flocking to buy it. Sadly, no. For readers to love our book, they need to know about it. They aren’t going to come searching for something they don’t know exists. 

 

Myths on the Outside:

That writing is easy because it isn’t a real job. Excuse me. Does your job fill your mind day in and day out, and take up all your free time? Do you know how hard writing is, both emotionally and physical (I mean, really, who has time for sleep?). Also, don’t you dare count my success by how much money I make. Success is about so much more.

While writing, you are unemployed and available for major tasks/projects. *chokes* Yes, I am writing. No, that does not mean I am free. Writing and free are like opposite ends of the spectrum… 

People are self-published because no traditional publishing house would consider it. Hardly. Traditional publishing houses can only publish so much, after all. And did it ever cross your mind that maybe we wanted to be in control of everything ourselves?

Self-publishers shouldn’t charge money for their books – they should be grateful if anyone deigns to read them at all, so they should always give them away. The only reason I will not blast anyone who dares think or say this to ashes is because is because you are so ignorant about what goes into writing that I don’t even know where to start. 

When you publish that book, you’ll make tons of money. Also, you won’t make any money at all. Marketing. Email lists. Followings… You could make lots of money, or you could make a little, or you could make a middling amount. There isn’t one catch-all figure.

Because you are a writer, you know how to spell every word under the sun as well as all the rules of grammar. Please, I am horrible at both. Sometimes even spellcheck doesn’t know what I’m looking for.

It is assumed you can pull plots or character out of thin air for a friend (or younger sibling). It’s really not that easy. You want to be a writer? Figure it out yourself. I’ve more plots than I know what to do with right now.

Of course, you want to read and critique anything a friend (or stranger) offers you. There is this thing called time, you know. I don’t have enough of it for my own work. And, unless I offer, I probably don’t have any to spare for reading everything else under the sun. 

I’ve come to the conclusion that writers, like many kinds of artist, will always be misunderstood. Not by everyone. I have some very supportive family members. I also have one who doesn’t quite get it. But that is fine. That doesn’t make those who don’t understand stupid, even if we might want to shake them sometimes. One day they might understand. Or not. But it is something we will face, and it is something we’ll have to live with.

So learn to laugh at it. Laughter can make about anything better. Besides, quite often what a non-writer thinks about a writer can be funny. Don’t worry about what others think. As writers, we need to have a strong confidence in what we do and why we do it, then accept encouragement, ignore discouragement, and keep on writing!

 

 

 

Guest post contributed by Hope Ann. Hope is a Christian fantasy writer who has self-published two novellas. She has been writing for five years and enjoys retelling fairy tales, creating worlds, making fun of clichés, and blogging. You can claim a free copy of her Beauty and the Beast retelling here.

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32 thoughts on “Author Myths: Don’t Believe Everything You Hear”

  1. “While writing, you are unemployed and available for major tasks/projects.”

    I can’t tell you how upset this makes me because I run into this a lot! People look at me like I’m nuts when I don’t have time for what they want me to do. But seriously, I don’t. Books do not write themselves.

    I loved all of your points, and yes, you are spot on. The one above is just my biggest pet peeve so I had to respond to it. 🙂

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  2. You nailed it!! I can relate to and have heard practically ALL of the above… lol most of the time I just kind of roll my eyes, or shake my head with a tight lipped smirk, because honestly 😒😒…. there’s really no point in arguing OR trying to offer a correction. It is what it is, and you either get it or you don’t. I love everything about this post!! 😍😍

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  3. Fantastic article, Hope. A lot of times, us writers need to not believe some of these things ourselves. And non-writers can’t stop making fun or belittling the ones who write, which is a bit odd and undeserved. You have taken up those points wonderfully too.

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  4. Another myth, or misconception, is that writers can write anything under the sun, on the fly and under ridiculous time constraints. “Oh, you’re a writer, so you can handle this massive marketing ad for our company blog by closing” – Erm… are there vampires in bondage? Cuz, I could probably work with that…

    I found this on Ms. Felicia’s blog. Great post and definitely a shared experience for us all, I think.. 🙂

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  5. Your explanation about writers is perfect. I enjoyed this post because it is so true, it is also amusing and made me smile. Thank you for sharing I wish the whole population could read it, that is why I am reblogging it. Happy Easter, I hope you have a restful, beautiful day. Hugs from one writer to another.

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